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| What is the Iraqi air force motto? |
| I came, I saw, Iran. |
| Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? |
| Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. |
| What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? |
| Two days. |
| What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? |
| They both have Kurds in their way. |
| What is the best Iraqi job? |
| Foreign ambassador. |
| Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? |
| You only have to teach them to take off. |
| How do you play Iraqi bingo? |
| B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ... B-1 |
| What is Iraq's national bird? |
| Duck. |
| What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? |
| They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! |
| Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? |
| So they can see their air force. |
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